June 2012
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OTP: Brennan's hand/Booth's ass
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WINNER OF TONIGHTS TRUE AMERICAN
because I know my fucking history weeeeee
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If it's been so hard for us to be without Bones...
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my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
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Cryptic Sports Metaphors
[3,000 feet below the earth's surface, in the Fox Studios Super Duper Top Secret Lair. Specifically, in the compound's Sacrificial Ceremony Room. Which also serves as Seth McFarlane's Masturbation Lair in the off-season. Needless to say, it is a dark and dank and smelly place.]
Hart Hanson: We are here to give praise to the Television Gods for all that they have done for "Bones", and all that they shall do for "Bones", until the end of time!
Everyone Else: Hail Television Gods!
Hart Hanson: We are here to sacrifice...
Stephen Nathan: Intern Rick.
Intern Rick: My name is Mike, actually--
Hart Hanson: ...Intern Rick! To our gods as an offering! With hopes of continuing "Bones" for many more seasons! We have much to be thankful for! "Bones" has remained on the air for nearly eight years, and has remained steady in the ratings! We have a cast that actually enjoys working with one another! And we have a fan base which is way cooler than other fan bases of shows that are just clones of our show but inferior in every way...but shall remain nameless.
Intern Rick: Are you talking about "Castle"?
[Entire room hisses]
Hart Hanson: Silence, Intern Rick!
Intern Rick: Or are you talking about "Rizzoli & Isles"? Because that's really just a gay "Bones".
Hart Hanson: Silence! We are here to sacrifice Intern Rick to our gods! In hopes that we may have many more years of--
Fox Aide: Sir! Terrible news!
Stephen Nathan: Aw, not fuckin' now...
Fox Aide: David Boreanaz tweeted that the show's going to end after season eight!
Hart Hanson: But--I thought--he was busy with hockey--the Stanley Cup--
Fox Aide: The Stanley Cup is over, sir!
Intern Rick: Go Kings whoooo!
Fox Aide: And he's back to writing cryptic tweets! He used a sports metaphor, sir! A sports metaphor!
Stephen Nathan: Oh dear god no!
Fox Aide: The Borz has struck again!
Hart Hanson: Damn you, the Borz!
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“In Clinton’s nearly hour-long question and answer session, she reflected on her...”
– Clinton Tells Young Women Leaders to Keep ‘Pushing at that Glass Ceiling’ - ABC News (via apsies)
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